Good News Upon Good News

By Semperpapa

Yes, good news continues to grace the American people.

The Dow Jones crapped out over 500 points just today, wiping out retirement savings for millions of Americans. Just as the politicians in Washington had predicted, the reaching of the “compromise” on the debt, was going to boost the economy…or maybe not!

But we can rest assured that the retirement plans of those in Congress are not affected, as a matter of fact, considering the exhausting “work” they have done in the last couple of weeks, I think it is time to vote themselves a raise.

Obama was pissed off because his campaign funding goals had suffered due to the “unyielding” attention he had to dedicate to the debt debacle. But not to worry, because he has hit the campaign trail with vigor, running to hide among the multi-millionaire donors that paid up to $35,000 per couple to eat dinner with the guy. How appropriate that while the economy gets deeper in the shitter, Obama is sucking up to those scumbags who fly around in private jets.

And we are not done, as tomorrow the unemployment data will be released. Some “experts” say that if less than 150,000 will be added to the economy, there will be even more down sliding for the stock market.

As a response, Obama will engage in a Palin-style campaign bus tour, except that his will be paid by?

You guessed: me and you. I am so proud.

And just in case you thought that Obama was a total failure, you racist bastard, he has been highly successful in bringing the United States, almost single handed, to be just like Europe…more exactly like Greece, Spain and Italy!

So now Obama is really concentrating on jobs, no REALLY. I am sure that many of those pieces of shit who contributed so lavishly to his campaign today will surely be repaid by landing a job, a lucrative job, for the administration. So as you can see, he is a man of his word.

And just to make sure that the types of jobs Obama wants will be available, it is reported that his administration has added 608 more regulations just in the month of July. That’s the way to spur the economy…of China.

Luckily, it is also reported that the Communist Party of America has endorsed Obama for President. How appropriate!

On the other hand, according to his lovely wife Michelle, the fact that Obama’s hair is getting grayer truly means that he deserves a second term…hummm.

Good news: Sen. Harry Reid is finally able to concentrate on more important issues, like the pomegranate trees on his property in Nevada. A whole country wishes that he would just stay there with his damn trees instead of returning to Washington and further destroying the country.

Congress is in recess, a very well deserved summer vacation. I sure hope that they will opt for some sort of an overseas vacation, as I do not believe their presence in their districts will be as welcomed as they would like.

Yes, good news upon good news, if you hate America!

Just my thoughts!