Friday, July 31, 2009

Shut Up And Die!

Poor California Senator Dianne Feinstein’s office in Los Angeles was viciously attacked by a group of un-hinged terrorists on Thursday.

After a six hours tense standoff, the police was able to lure the terrorists out and take them into custody. Luckily, no one from the Senator’s staff was injured or killed, although the stress of the situation will probably have a follow up in court.

The perpetrators of such vile, horrible attack? Al Qaeda? Taliban?

No. The seven vicious terrorists were seniors ranging from 55 to 87 years old in age and they went into Feinstein’s office to demand to speak with the senator so she can explain why she supports Obamacare. They were there for the only purpose of having major concerns about the prospect of Socialized Medicine.

Now I don’t want for a minute minimize the terror that seven senior citizens can instill on any of the spineless, castrated, tree hugging, kumba ya blood suckers that must be staffing the West Los Angeles office of the corrupted Senator, but really, unless they were brandishing guns and hand grenades, there should have not been any reason for the cops to be even called.
(BTW, the SF Chronicle does not mention the racial composition of the group, which brings me to assume they were all white and obviously part of one of those "right wing extremists" groups Janet Napolitano warned us about in her DHS memo).

The whole incident was fortunately solved in a bloodless manner and the seniors were sent on their ways with a personal note from the Senator:

“Shut up and die!”

Suggestion to the seniors: next time, if you want a remote chance at success, make sure you bring lots of cash. That's the only constituency the Senator is interested in.


And these are my thoughts!
Frank “Semperpapa”

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