Why Didn't We Think Of That!

By Semperpapa

On the eve of the anniversary of the Islamic Revolution, the Iranian government issued the news release that it was replacing Goggle internet services with Iranian ones. The move, outlined in a Wall Street Journal article, is designed to give the Iranian people open Internet access.
Dissidents inside Iran and abroad, and every person with an IQ higher than their shoe size, are accusing Teheran’s regime of attempting to curtail the ability of their people to communicate out of Iran or to get any info in.

The suspicious move on the part of the government is clearly dictated by the announcement that massive demonstrations are scheduled to take place in the streets of Iran on the day of the anniversary, and surely the Iranian robed thugs want to do all that is possible to insure that the world will not be able to be witness to the internal turmoil.

Teheran’s plan is for the Revolutionary Guard to create thousands of governmental blogs in order to express their plans and desires for the people of Iran, obviously not happy with the propaganda that torture chambers, indiscriminate beatings and killings, kangaroo trials and public executions have achieved.

The News about Iran’s move to take control of the Internet has reverberated in the White House, and when asked, Press Secretary Gibbs was overheard muttering “Why didn’t we think of that!”

In a related story, February 11 is also the day when Ahmadinejad promised that the Iranian government was going to punish to West for its arrogance with a huge blow.
I know that it is early morning in the US, but so far the “major” announcement out of Teheran, as evening rolls on, is that the country nuclear program has achieved the enrichment of the first batch of uranium. But not to worry as the IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency) has deemed Iran’s enrichment as modest, and with the IAEA record in the past, we can surely sleep well.

As a gesture of good will, I hope we now have the address of the location such an accomplishment was achieved, so that a proper congratulatory “message” could be sent.

And these are my thoughts!